*chillin wit my smart hoe*
me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?
her: 10 million degrees
me: ur so sexy when u know things
Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1
[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want
touch my butt and do my homework
you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices
boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.