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zootedboy:

*chillin wit my smart hoe*

me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?

her: 10 million degrees

me: ur so sexy when u know things

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owlgoggles20:


Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

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breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

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  #tru

pendents:

touch my butt and do my homework 

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

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couples quarrel

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

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enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

(Source: dkc2)

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succeeding:

guess who doesn’t give a fuck about your opinion 

image

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tgif, thank god im fuckinggay

(Source: wlsterla)

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